Getting ahead

Picture this. You work all weekend on homework, work, house work, etc. You cleaned your entire house, all the laundry is finished, you finished a 16 page article and wrote the essay that correlates, finished all your pre-destined homework for the week, and dont have to go back to your actual job until thursday. So your week is freed up right?
no.
Things always seem to come up as soon as you think youre getting ahead.
So whats the point of trying to finish up early? Why not procrastinate?!
I suppose the answer to this is to give a little breathing room between tasks and one less thing to worry about. But it is so very depressing when you try to get everything out of the way, and more gets piled on.
Life stinks.

Weird People

I was listening to the radio yesterday and heard about a lady, or should i say mother, in the UK that was breastfeeding both her baby( 2 yr old)...and her dog! She also says she "sometimes has a dog on one breast and the baby on the other." Why on earth would you even think about breastfeeding a animal?! Its not even that the dog is a puppy and in need of milk, its an adult dog. This correlates with the crazy twilight wife that is resentful of her vampires husbands neglect. What went wrong with these people? Blame the parents? Where do people create these crazy ideas and/or realities and why doesnt anyone help them?! Even better is when you type in "woman breatfeeding" in google, instead of purely medical and baby-related suggestions, it comes up with things like "breastfeeding a cat, an 8 year old, etc.." Why does society let these things happen? Humans arent meant to breastfeed anything but newborn infants. Some people shouldnt be parents let alone allowed to live in public. No offense, but you know its true.

Man vs. Woman

About a week ago i stopped by Walmarts auto center to get a quote for a tire rotation and balance. I was greeted by a scruffy, sterotypical mechanic who looked at me like i was a stupid blonde teenager and didnt need any specific attention. When I asked about the quote, he pointed up on the board where the prices were. I apologized for not being observant and then asked how long it would take to actually do the work and how long the wait was. He simply responded depends.
I said "ok....what depends?"
"both."
"...ok... how long would it take right now?"
"i dont know, a couple hours"
"ok...thanks..."
So i left and went elsewhere to hopefully find a better mannered person to deal with.
Luckily the shell station across the street did it in 10 minutes.
Today, i had a flat tire and needed either a repair or a new tire. I called my step mother who said she would call walmart and see what they could do. Fortunately, they said they could get me in a.s.a.p and i would still have time to get to school. I also found out i had a spare.
Since i drove on the tire over there, they couldnt do anything. But i was helped by a woman this time, who was very well mannered and helped me with everything.
Point is: Women are much better suited to work and deal with in society. Thats why there are much more waitresses than waitors, and why you always seem to deal with women when it comes to customer service. They are always just so much more pleasant!!!